Painless Parker!

Today, an 83 year old woman came in for a routine filling. After I anesthetized her, I sat her up, and,

She said, "y'know, I once knew a doctor named 'Painless Parker'..."

To which I replied, "That's an interesting name..."

She replied, "Yes, it is; but I think I'll just call you Dr. Parker", as she laughed and laughed!

She is a delightful woman, at 83, and went on about how she had an audition tomorrow. For what, you ask? To be in an exercise video!

"Old women exercising!", she said as she ran in place with a HUGE smile!